Why do I have to sleep in this tiny bed? I am way bigger than that!Garrett – Age 5
G: Mama! I’m making more Garretts!Garrett – Age 4
M: How are you doing that?
G: That means I’m hitting ctrl-v!
M: Want to wear your swimming goggles?Garrett – Age 3
G: No, I’m taking swimming lessons, not sinking lessons!
G: I had these boogers in my nose.Garrett – Age 3
M: Where are they now?
G: Out of my nose.
M: Out of your nose where?
G: In my hands.