M: What do you want your next birthday’s theme to be? Space? Because it’s out of this world!Garrett – Age 7
G: That is the most basic space joke I’ve heard.
G: I can give you more burns!
G: The first time you told me it, I didn’t even think it was a joke!
D: Hello? 911? I’d like to report a murder.
Telling Dad Jokes is one of the best things in the world, especially when you’re a dad.
<Garrett is playing Animal Crossing>Garrett – Age 6
G: Dada! I just caught a squid!
D: You squid?!
G: OH COME ON!
(While watching live television)
Mama? Where’s the pause for this?Garrett – Age 6
<Mama and Dada are discussing what we’re doing for dinner>Garrett – Age 6
G: What am I having for dinner?
D (jokingly): Poop!
G: I’m not having poop! I’m not a dog!
D: What? Wow!
G: Yeah, they just eat poop as a snack!
M: You look so nice and spiffy!Garrett – Age 6
G: I feel flawless!