Straight Facts

[Winnie the] Pooh has honey in his tummy, Dada has poo poo in his butt!

Garrett – Age 2

Nap Time

G: I want Mama!
M: Don’t you want to lay down with Dada and read a story?
G: No, I want to take a little nap in the biggie bed, of course, instead.
M: That’s not how we ask…
G: May I want to take a little nap in the biggie bed, of course, instead please.
M: When you say it like that, how can I refuse?

Garrett – Age 2

Rockets

G: Dada, what does S, U, S, A spell?
D: ‘Susa’?
G: Yes! Susa! That’s the name of my rocket!

Garrett – Age 2

(Note: Momma: You do realize he was trying to spell U, S, A. It’s on the side of his rocket.)

Helicopter

I have to get dressed because I can’t be naked on the helicopter!

Garrett – Age 2

(Note: It’s amazing how you can convince a child to get dressed in the morning.)