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You Squid?

Telling Dad Jokes is one of the best things in the world, especially when you’re a dad.

<Garrett is playing Animal Crossing>
G: Dada! I just caught a squid!
D: You squid?!
G: OH COME ON!

Garrett – Age 6
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Old TV

(While watching live television)

Mama? Where’s the pause for this?

Garrett – Age 6
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Dog Poop

<Mama and Dada are discussing what we’re doing for dinner>
G: What am I having for dinner?
D (jokingly): Poop!
G: I’m not having poop! I’m not a dog!
D: What? Wow!
G: Yeah, they just eat poop as a snack!

Garrett – Age 6
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Flawless

M: You look so nice and spiffy!
G: I feel flawless!

Garrett – Age 6
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Crusty Mustache

M: So, Garrett has impetigo on his upper lip.
G: Yeah, it’s like I’m growing a crusty mustache.

Garrett DeGruchy – Age 6

Note: I’m going to start adding Garrett’s quotes in this fashion. I’ll have a collection page up shortly to allow you to browse them all.