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Let it Slide

C’mon, let it slide, it’s a special day!

Garrett – age 7
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Work

You guys go to work, though. And technically school is a kind of work.

Garrett – Age 7

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Madman

I’m da madman of the shower! My record is 41-seconds!

Garrett – Age 7
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Middle-name

Nobody really knows about my middle name. I’m a super-spy with it.

Garrett – Age 7
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Burn!

M: What do you want your next birthday’s theme to be? Space? Because it’s out of this world!
G: That is the most basic space joke I’ve heard.
M: #Harsh!
G: I can give you more burns!
G: The first time you told me it, I didn’t even think it was a joke!
D: Hello? 911? I’d like to report a murder.

Garrett – Age 7