Work

You guys go to work, though. And technically school is a kind of work.

Garrett – Age 7

Hurricane Dorian

Hurricane Dorian is moving, slowly, ever closer to Florida along the coast. While we’re not likely to get any devastating impact, it’s still nothing to mess with. Still, I feel like the relative speed is akin to this scene from Austin Powers:

Dorian…

Hopefully, we won’t get flattened like the guard in that scene. We’ve probably over-prepared, but we wanted to avoid another Irma, where much of downtown was flooded pretty badly. I’d say we did a good job and if we can get through this relatively unscathed due to nature and planning: good.

If it gets sideways, I’ll try and take some pictures for everyone.

Madman

I’m da madman of the shower! My record is 41-seconds!

Garrett – Age 7

Middle-name

Nobody really knows about my middle name. I’m a super-spy with it.

Garrett – Age 7

Burn!

M: What do you want your next birthday’s theme to be? Space? Because it’s out of this world!
G: That is the most basic space joke I’ve heard.
M: #Harsh!
G: I can give you more burns!
G: The first time you told me it, I didn’t even think it was a joke!
D: Hello? 911? I’d like to report a murder.

Garrett – Age 7