Misc

Catch all category.

Burn!

M: What do you want your next birthday’s theme to be? Space? Because it’s out of this world!
G: That is the most basic space joke I’ve heard.
M: #Harsh!
G: I can give you more burns!
G: The first time you told me it, I didn’t even think it was a joke!
D: Hello? 911? I’d like to report a murder.

Garrett – Age 7

Chillin’

My Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp lounging in his trailer, watching a "film"
My Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp lounging in his trailer, watching a “film”

You Squid?

Telling Dad Jokes is one of the best things in the world, especially when you’re a dad.

<Garrett is playing Animal Crossing>
G: Dada! I just caught a squid!
D: You squid?!
G: OH COME ON!

Garrett – Age 6