M: What do you want your next birthday’s theme to be? Space? Because it’s out of this world!Garrett – Age 7
G: That is the most basic space joke I’ve heard.
G: I can give you more burns!
G: The first time you told me it, I didn’t even think it was a joke!
D: Hello? 911? I’d like to report a murder.
Now, however, with the ever closing scope of security, schools are trying to wrangle kids from having more digital distractions in the classroom. Of course kids have found a way around it — using a legitimate tool.
You know, I’ve said it in the past: Google has too many chat programs. They’re barely finished spinning one up into a fully-functioning service when they abandon it for another. Such is the way of Google, I guess. Glad I’m out.