For when you want to pray away the gay, but still want that sweet, sweet money lender income. Or you’re trying to avoid “woke” companies.

What is “woke?”

“Woke” is an adjective that originated in African-American English, and it has been used since the 1930s to denote an awareness of racial prejudice and discrimination

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Oh. So it’s being aware that there are prejudices and and discrimination in the system. So if you’re not woke, you’re a fucking biggot. For all the talk from conservative groups about “lefties” being “snowflakes”, it feels awfully interesting for them to turn around and be so butthurt about companies not being gigantic assholes to minorities. Then again, if conservatives aren’t admitting their kinks by demonizing them, then they’d say nothing at all.

Eat shit.