Warning: SCP-4553 Cognito-hazard
I really love the SCP series. Sometimes, like this one, they have some pretty wacky and funny articles. Some, like the earlier SCP’s (or Skips as they are sometimes referred to) are quite involved and generally pretty spooky. Regardless, it’s a great site for getting lost in.
With that all said, I can safely say that given the current administration, I’d be happy to call Bob Shepherd my President!