M: What do you want your next birthday’s theme to be? Space? Because it’s out of this world!
G: That is the most basic space joke I’ve heard.
M: #Harsh!
G: I can give you more burns!
G: The first time you told me it, I didn’t even think it was a joke!
D: Hello? 911? I’d like to report a murder.

Garrett – Age 7

By Nathan DeGruchy

IT Support extraordinaire. FOSS lover and proud Husband and Father.