Garrett Quotes

Dog Poop

In which Garrett reveals the dog’s true food.

<Mama and Dada are discussing what we’re doing for dinner>
G: What am I having for dinner?
D (jokingly): Poop!
G: I’m not having poop! I’m not a dog!
D: What? Wow!
G: Yeah, they just eat poop as a snack!

Garrett – Age 6

By Nathan

Hello! My name is Nathan and I'm a technologist living and working in the south east. I love breaking crap and fixing it. I tend to break more than I fix. When I'm not breaking and fixing stuff, I'm playing games with my son or going to Disney with my family. I strongly support open source software, hardware and greater transparency in government.